There I was, eating my favourite snack...
...when I was startled by a creature most evil.
Whilst pondering the best way to defend myself, I suddenly remembered...
Evil sorted, it was time to return to other important matters. The Bible even taught me how to use a fork correctly.
The part of me was played by me.
The photographer and behind-the-scenes maestro was Catherine Lloyd.
The Bible is now available for your perusal and salvation.
No Pot Noodles were consumed during the making of this blog post.